Chris Brown Nude Leak at last! So wait…let me get this straight. Chris Brown dyed his hair blonde and a week later, his penis takes a leak? Boy work! We know that album coming out. World Star HipHop supposedly got their hands on a self-shot nude photo Chris Brown took of himself in a bathroom which he then sexted to one of his exes who then put it up on the internets. Not sure if this was recent but his hair is blond now. No word on whether or not this is fake either but I’ll let you pervs figure that one out. Can you see the pixels?! Even I got a little creeped out by the slow smooth hip hop playing in the background while the video slowly panned down his body. I felt like I needed to light candles, line the floor with rose petals and smoke a cigarette after the video finished. At least it stopped before it reached his knees because judging by the grueling pace of the video, people would be sitting there watching for a few hours. Who directed this? David Mamet? And on top of all that, ABC Wants to Reunite Rihanna And Chris Brown – let’s hope there are no more beatings! Isn’t that the sweetest thing you’ve heard all day? ABC didn’t press charges when Chris Brown flipped his shit on Good Morning America, and you know why? Because if they pressed charges, it might hurt Chris’ feelings, and if they hurt his feelings, then he might not make another appearance for ABC, which is the opposite of what they want. What they want is to “milk this event for everything its worth.” Totally classy, ABC. E! asked ABC if there were any plans for a Chris Brown reality show, and this is the conversation that followed: “No, that would never happen here,” said a top-level ABC insider, who knows the current situation regarding Brown very well. “What’s far more likely is orchestrating Chris Brown talking to Rihanna for the first time.” I’m assured that’s a top get to get at the network right now - especially now that all things Brown have electrified the media so much. And just who would be doing the interview, Diane Sawyer? “No, she would never do it,” the insider said matter of factly. “It would be Robin Roberts.” This is just too rich. The very woman who had the kiss-ass interview with Tiger Woods, and who then made up for it by not letting Brown off the hook for beating up Rihanna, now wants to help bring them back together for some kind of touchy-feeling moment? “It’s all about the ratings,” replied my ABC source. “At all other costs.” Does that last bit make anyone else feel dirty? ”At all other costs,” how gross. Way to be an enabler, ABC. Oh, and can I weigh in on the original Good Morning America incident real quick, specifically the part where he ripped his shirt off when he got angry? Because let me just tell you, I know the guy who tears his shirt off when mad, I know him real well. And you do not want anything to do with that guy. So all you people who think that he deserves a second chance after the Rihanna ordeal, trust me – dudes who deserve second chances don’t strip the minute things don’t go their way. They just don’t. Just as Chris Brown moves on from his tainted past, this new scandal has emerged. A full-frontal, nude image of the star is inside for you. The nude photo first leaked on Friday and shows the 21-year-old singer standing full-frontal in bathroom mirror, taking the picture with his iPhone, MTV News reports. It first appeared on WorldStarHipHop.com, and is rumoured to have been leaked by an ex-girlfriend. The photo seems to be recent as Chris sports his new tattoos and his dyed blond hair, which he first debuted late last month. He looks like he is concentrating as he takes the image in the mirror. According to MTV, Chris first Tweeted “WTF!!! Here we go!!!”, but that Tweet has since been deleted. However, following the release of the photo, Chris thanked fans for their support on Saturday, Tweeting: “Another day, another lesson, another party. I’m so thankful to have the support of my fans with my music! Love.” He followed up with, “Stop living for everyone else and live your life.” The last Tweet may have been directed at the person who leaked the photo. Chris has been working hard on trying to reinvent his image and the leaked photos comes right before the release of his highly-anticipated new album, F.A.M.E., slated for March 22. On Feb. 22, Chris appeared in court for a probation progress report hearing in L.A., asking the court to modify a protective order requiring him to stay at least 100 yards away from Rihanna. Brown pleaded guilty to assaulting his then pop star girlfriend after a pre-Grammy Awards party in 2009. He was given a sentence of five years probation and ordered to complete 180 days of community labor and a year of domestic violence counseling. Christopher Maurice "Chris" Brown (born May 5, 1989) is an American R&B singer, songwriter, dancer, and actor. He made his recording debut in late 2005 with the self-titled album Chris Brown at the age of 16. The album featured the hit single "Run It!", which topped the Billboard Hot 100, making Brown the first male artist to have his debut single top the chart since Montell Jordan in 1995. The album has sold over two million copies in the United States and was certified double Platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA). Brown's second studio album, Exclusive was released worldwide in November 2007. It spawned two successful singles; his second U.S. number one hit, "Kiss Kiss" featuring T-Pain and "With You", which peaked at number two on the Billboard Hot 100. Brown has released a deluxe version of his album called The Forever Edition. The first single from it, "Forever", was released in May 2008 and reached number two on Billboard Hot 100. Exclusive has been certified Platinum by the RIAA. The third studio album, titled Graffiti, was released on December 15, 2009. The first official single was "I Can Transform Ya", featuring Lil Wayne and Swizz Beatz, which peaked at number-twenty on the Billboard Hot 100, becoming Brown's eighth Top 20 hit on that chart.

In addition to his solo commercial success, Brown has been featured on several hits such as "No Air", a duet with singer Jordin Sparks, "Shortie like Mine" with the rapper Bow Wow and "Shawty Get Loose" alongside Lil Mama and T-Pain. The songs have peaked on number three, number nine and number ten on the Billboard Hot 100 respectively. Due to his dance routines, Brown has been compared to renowned R&B artists such as Usher and Michael Jackson, citing both as large influences on his music. In 2009, Brown pleaded guilty to felony assault of singer Rihanna, and was sentenced to five years probation and six months of community service.